March 15th, 2011
Earth is Junky!! Now it all makes sense!!  Aliens come by cause they’re like, “What the fuck is all that floating shiny shit?!” And then they go back to their solar systems and planets, tell all their friends and then they have to come see it for themselves. The above image is the view of Earth from space. Here’s a proposed plan to shoot all our space junk with lasers. All the junk is discarded bits of spacecraft or debris from collisions in orbit, btw. But wait, wouldn’t that just make even more tiny bits of floating crap? Maybe we should just collect it all and make a mini-Death Star. Read about it.

Earth is Junky!!

Now it all makes sense!!  Aliens come by cause they’re like, “What the fuck is all that floating shiny shit?!” And then they go back to their solar systems and planets, tell all their friends and then they have to come see it for themselves.

The above image is the view of Earth from space. Here’s a proposed plan to shoot all our space junk with lasers. All the junk is discarded bits of spacecraft or debris from collisions in orbit, btw. But wait, wouldn’t that just make even more tiny bits of floating crap? Maybe we should just collect it all and make a mini-Death Star.

Read about it.

Kristine Galicia Brown